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This man wrote an insane Donald Trump erotic novel in just 24 hours

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Real estate developer Donald Trump speaks during the Freedom Summit in Greenville, South Carolina May 9, 2015. REUTERS/Chris Keane

A 22-year-old Los Angeles writer and comedian named Elijah Daniel just published his first book. It's a short piece of erotic fiction with one very famous lead character: Donald Trump.

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The book, "Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and The Bellboy," chronicles a kinky tryst between Trump and a bellboy named Elijah — yes, Daniel based the other character on himself. It's currently available as a digital download on Amazon for just $1.99.

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Daniel says he decided to write the explicit tale after a friend published this parody piece — note: this website is not the real Huffington Post — detailing a made-up rumor, based on several of his tweets and Instagram posts, that Daniel had a sexual affair with the GOP presidential candidate.

Inspired, Daniel tweeted that he was going to write a story based on the affair. He has over 90,000 followers on the social platform and says many of them responded excitedly about the possibility of a book.

"I told [my followers] I was going to get drunk and write the entire thing in one night and publish it," Daniel told Tech Insider. "My followers thought that was hilarious ... so I live-tweeted me writing a erotic fiction Trump novel."

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Daniel used a Twitter poll to let his followers decide the role Elijah's character would play in the story. Options included "helicopter pilot" and "drunk in a casino." Ultimately, Daniel went with a bell boy.

"I wrote it kind of as a satire of 'Fifty Shades of Grey,'" Daniel told Tech Insider. "It's pretty f------ gross. There is a chapter in it called 'Blood Sausage.'"

With lines like, "My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity," we can definitely see the similarity.

Once he finished writing, Daniel submitted the 20-page story to Amazon for publication. "It was an easy process. Anyone can write garbage and just upload it," Daniel said. "Amazon approved it, though, so some poor intern definitely had to read it."

Within five minutes, more than 50 people had purchased the book, according to Daniel.

"It's sold pretty well for only being out a few hours, " he said. "Especially considering it's a Donald Trump sex novel."

Commenters on Amazon seem to agree. The book currently has a rating of 4.7 out of five stars.

"Must read! Enjoy your weekend learning about the great sexual gay stallion of Donald Trump," writes one of the top commenters.

"Watch out E. L. James, we've got a new erotic romance author in our midst," writes another commenter who hails the story as "The New Fifty Shades of Grey." "Daniel's story is a new take on beauty and the beast, exploring the inside of Donald Trump, in more ways than one."

Daniel hasn't heard anything from Trump's camp, though he says the Donald had already blocked him on Twitter for a suggestive tweet back in 2013. He's hoping "Trump Temptation" will surge to the top of the Amazon charts.

"If it hits No. 1, I'll write a full, novel-sized trilogy," Daniel said.

Tech Insider has reached out to the Trump campaign for comment. We'll update this post if we hear back.

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