Christmas is still a few weeks away, but if you were planning on ordering any of your pals a roll or two of this toilet paper with Barack Obama's face printed on it from Amazon, you might want to reconsider.
According to the reviews on Amazon, the product might just be, well, crap.
The rolls, which we initially noticed thanks to a tweet from Washington Post editor T.J. Ortenzi, retail for $10.18 and the description promises three-ply toilet paper with POTUS printed on each sheet. The images "will not smudge." We'll let you use your imaginations on that one.
However, the reviews tell a slightly different story.
According to this reviewer, Obama's face is not printed on every sheet as promised in the item description.
They weren't the only one reporting this issue.
"If I could send this back with my poop on it, I would." writes this disgruntled reviewer. "It's that much of a rip off."
There are also a number of five-star reviews for the toilet paper.
This reviewer thinks "Obama lovers" might just be flooding the zone with negative comments to dissuade people from wiping their bums with the president's face. We'll let you be the judge.
If you still find yourself in need of a roll of Obama 2-ply, you could always just make your own, like this reviewer suggests.
